Comedy

Right Of Way Is Wrong

I absolutely hate that in Canada and a lot of the world, that pedestrians have the right of way. I get that maybe I’m the controversial one with this hot take but I think that the argument for cars having the right of way should be way stronger than the argument in favour of pedestrians. …

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I Love Being Objectified

Growing up, I was never considered very attractive. Yeah I was cute, cute like a child or like a puppy but I was never conventionally attractive. For 90% of my life I’ve been short, chubby, and not white (2/3 of those things I have been 100% of my life). My ego was always shot knowing …

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Try Not To Cringe Challenge

The other night, I sent a girl friend a happy birthday message. This friend is attractive and I have definitely hit on her in the past. And although now I don’t harbor any feelings of horniness and nothing that is worth bonking me for – that doesn’t mean that I didn’t have those feelings when …

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The Barber Did Me Dirty

For the past two years, along with becoming the scion of physical fitness and having a tight tight bod, I have also become an incredibly handsome man. But by the standards of society, what makes a physically attractive man? Being in good shape, having a nice sense of style, walking with good posture – yeah …

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Your Dog Is Ugly

I was walking around a trendy part of a popular city the other day when I noticed young adults walking their dogs all around me. To preface this article, I would like to state that I personally am not an animal person. To be perfectly frank, the happiest I am with animals are when they …

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