Slice of Life

The Barber Did Me Dirty

For the past two years, along with becoming the scion of physical fitness and having a tight tight bod, I have also become an incredibly handsome man. But by the standards of society, what makes a physically attractive man? Being in good shape, having a nice sense of style, walking with good posture – yeah …

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Your Dog Is Ugly

I was walking around a trendy part of a popular city the other day when I noticed young adults walking their dogs all around me. To preface this article, I would like to state that I personally am not an animal person. To be perfectly frank, the happiest I am with animals are when they …

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I Will Be Your Wedding Date

Dearly beloved, we are in June – which means that we are in summer. Summer – the season of not only love, but the season of weddings. If you’re an adult you might find yourself traveling from city to city, from winery to winery, from plantation to plantation – celebrating your loved ones. But who …

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